What was the first thing Noah said as he got off the Ark?  “Noah a good place to eat?”

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights…

What animal could Noah NOT trust on the Ark? The cheetah.

Why didn’t they play cards while on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck…

What is the first sport listed in the Bible (those of you recently studying Genesis on Tuesdays should know)? Baseball!  In the big inning…

What is the second sport listed in the Bible? Tennis! Joseph served in Pharoah’s courts…

How does Moses make his coffee? He brews…

How do we know that Peter was a fisherman? By his net income…